charmancler:

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

  • friends: i need a new profile picture
  • me: i need a new face

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you