dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

plasdickbottle:

it’s sad how no one loves me except for acne

sylviabal:

michaelvarrati:

tommyjarvisx3:

always reblog

I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE